New Year's Resolutions

ROCHESTER - It seems to me that every hack writer ends the year with a column for Christmas wishes or with New Year's Resolutions. Well, ain't nobody hackier than me, so here goes my resolutions for various people/groups:

1. East Rochester Republicans - We will stop whining about losing our gravy train and we will consider listening to the people and campaigning next time around.

2. Bob Duffy/Maggie Brooks - We will stop with the pda because its unsettling to both Democrats and Republicans. Just because we can work together doesn't mean we have to talk about it all the time at public gatherings.

3. Democrat and Chronicle - We resolve to do some investigative work this year and not just reprint press releases.

4. Dave Malta - I promise to not pick fights with kids, even though it makes me feel like a big man.

5. Rochester City Council - We shall be an effective check against a strong mayor, for the sake of democracy and open government.

6. Monroe County Legislature - We shall be an effective check against a strong county executive, for the sake of democracy and open government. Just kidding, we resolve to be more white and more male.

7. Governor Spitzer - I promise to be inclusive in running this state because even though I am brilliant, it makes life easier.

8. Tom Golisano - I resolve to fight for assessment reform for everyone, even after my own case is settled, because I have a valid complaint, and am not just some whiny rich guy.

9. Thruway Authority - We promise to use our money wisely and not raise tolls.

10. Rochester Amerks - We will be financially stable and win with Florida's talent. We promise to also not miss the selfish Sabres one bit.

11. Suburbanites - We promise to be less judgemental of the city and admit it has a lot to offer.

12. Senator Shamrock - I will post more coherent articles and will rant and slander less.

No doubt, 2008 will be an interesting year on the political scene, mostly dominated by the presidential race. But, Rock Town will be here to keep the random localness in your mind as the national and regional media keep their focus on a national level.

Happy New Year's everyone!